“There are those people who are catfish in life. And they keep you on your toes. They keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh. And I thank god for the catfish because we would be droll, boring and dull if we didn’t have somebody nipping at our fin.”Tumblr (3.0; @shelbymontgomery)http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dfce16c2eebed2c7b6fc52e7a59ade2/tumblr_mnb17hFWaM1qzp9b7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51347017898http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51347017898Sat, 25 May 2013 21:30:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c19624eb3f1c9170d3bda5103981ec9/tumblr_mnd1x6tifN1qewacoo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/51307070420/cyanide-happiness" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3182/">cyanide&happiness</a>]</p></blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310581436http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310581436Sat, 25 May 2013 12:26:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d6d727295ae249ae316b995a4354dac/tumblr_mm78kjiu3W1qb5fybo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310526258http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310526258Sat, 25 May 2013 12:26:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6faef9d58e9012472a2cf82258b1c120/tumblr_mjxwbfhtEA1qbw2gao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310486455http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310486455Sat, 25 May 2013 12:25:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea0e329d4bc50f84f46a3a438ad7e518/tumblr_mncdrxWQLl1qj0196o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/51309914338/deanleysen-these-commercials-would-be-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahlaughters</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deanleysen.tumblr.com/post/51286861963/these-commercials-would-be-so-much-better-if-they">deanleysen</a>:</p> <p>These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.</p></blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310473044http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51310473044Sat, 25 May 2013 12:25:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e791acd042bc5dbd0625b55eeae77428/tumblr_mgiifuVGnH1ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51307301174http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51307301174Sat, 25 May 2013 11:37:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2ce8d38876c08dfc08f132136c90a70/tumblr_mn9fmemxn71qzxhf9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d6274a462294a3cbcba3f230874c546/tumblr_mn9fmemxn71qzxhf9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ef911cc02c173809b4a34ce33c896e9/tumblr_mn9fmemxn71qzxhf9o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordanorsomething.tumblr.com/post/51228638452/crying">jordanorsomething</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CRYING</p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51307178270http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51307178270Sat, 25 May 2013 11:36:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/499549205fef11df5a2a788bb37217ad/tumblr_mn6v84jmiq1qail7zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6f45600b23a785faf713e9a780e18f7/tumblr_mn6v84jmiq1qail7zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62b5c657a31a9e3fabf53ef6c8ab1cb3/tumblr_mn6v84jmiq1qail7zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51284998339http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51284998339Sat, 25 May 2013 02:15:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicolascageholocaust.tumblr.com/post/41611755539">nicolascageholocaust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.</p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51284936825http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51284936825Sat, 25 May 2013 02:14:21 -0400<blockquote> <p>SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS </p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51284867799http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51284867799Sat, 25 May 2013 02:12:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/51267333111/you-me">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a84cdc04af9d702230bdbdc80cc05884/tumblr_inline_mnbyysA5I81qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>me:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/69966135c3958b77bd69bb518109a172/tumblr_inline_mnbyzvej1E1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51278540457http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51278540457Sat, 25 May 2013 00:14:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b74770e4b265fb658671af9fcf997a1/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/922e29424052b27ef9edc489abed7191/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e391035239a289735d5fed4999b5562/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51de7922262827f2f01d89cdff279766/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a56bb879bcd7f7f64e619f44f140c6e1/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7d9895172491bb40bc3df595233ebb1/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbf49f2e1125e554951c8a2951c2d0ab/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd3ae54315124e775860cde0c3372ac7/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f79aa0e4e8e722f507b73ce86b2c6675/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9e15c1294d454656e073e1032c16464/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/50901867219/cats-stuck-in-things">jonnovstheinternet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Cats stuck in things</strong></p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277573140http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277573140Fri, 24 May 2013 23:59:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://221bec.tumblr.com/post/44500256140/professionalmisandrist-what-if-condoms-had">221bec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professionalmisandrist.tumblr.com/post/44426239160/what-if-condoms-had-temporary-tattoos-on-the">professionalmisandrist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/29ee5a60b35de4a3780d7c36b048140e/tumblr_inline_mj417e1wS11qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277542921http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277542921Fri, 24 May 2013 23:59:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b3p4JqvI1qcmas4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mexic-anus.tumblr.com/post/48884825721/you-appreciate-that-butterfly-on-your-head-you">mexic-anus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You appreciate that butterfly on your head you little bitch, vintage white girl bloggers would kill for a picture like that</p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277531807http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277531807Fri, 24 May 2013 23:59:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a56592b041dd43d7eea3bff3170fd7cd/tumblr_mkwh6p8jlN1rm7pxno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shavingryansprivat.es/post/51274308708/vaspim-mycupoftea-ssinceiamdead-i-want" class="tumblr_blog">shavingryansprivates</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaspim.tumblr.com/post/51274236269/mycupoftea-ssinceiamdead-i-want-them-all">vaspim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-mycupoftea.tumblr.com/post/51272577520">-mycupoftea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ssinceiamdead.tumblr.com/post/51271204966">ssinceiamdead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want them all :c</p> </blockquote> <p>the one that meows so hard that he falls backwards just took my heart</p> </blockquote> <p>I like the shy one in the corner that gets fell on. What a doofus I love him/her</p> </blockquote> <p>i love ALL OF THEM</p></blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277513127http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277513127Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m917w0D75x1qzfebyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277500696http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51277500696Fri, 24 May 2013 23:58:44 -0400freshman year: i'm definitely going to Harvard.<br /> sophomore: maybe Columbia?<br /> junior: let's be realistic...<br /> senior: community college. http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51275090390http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51275090390Fri, 24 May 2013 23:23:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9efe8cd7e50e66fdaece94283c42be36/tumblr_mlboxuHn0T1qkb9t9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mintmayhem.tumblr.com/post/49553503931/the-one-in-the-white-towel-though">mintmayhem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH</p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51275076449http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51275076449Fri, 24 May 2013 23:23:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twiistz.tumblr.com/post/50416974125/i-met-a-girl-with-12-nipples-sounds-funny-dozen">twiistz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i met a girl with 12 nipples<br/> sounds funny<br/> dozen tit</p> </blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51275072364http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51275072364Fri, 24 May 2013 23:23:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04f1885d23fbd9c3b869d01855d6bc35/tumblr_mnbn7nuC3J1qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/51250027685/worlds-friendliest-looking-dog-spotted-off-5th" class="tumblr_blog">humansofnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>World’s friendliest looking dog spotted off 5th Ave.</p></blockquote>http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51274971579http://shelbymontgomery.tumblr.com/post/51274971579Fri, 24 May 2013 23:21:35 -0400